Showing posts with label Tompkins Square Park Halloween Dog Parade. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tompkins Square Park Halloween Dog Parade. Show all posts

Monday, October 30, 2017

89 as beta fish, Tompkins Square Park Halloween Dog Parade, and more

Even though 89 had a superb, VM-original costume last year, we wound up missing the Tompkins Square Park Halloween Dog Parade. It was a scheduling issue, but it ultimately wound up being a not-ideal weather day, which assuaged our disappointment a bit. Also, it was good to take a year off from the crowded, sometimes discombobulated event within the dusty (by design) dog park where it all began as a fundraiser to keep the popular dog run open. I was a bit jaded that the winners are almost guaranteed to be those that spent the most money on their costume- generally in the form of an enormous float, with little attention paid to those with heart (i.e. everyone). But, lest I be labeled a spoilsport, I digress.

This year, we commandeered VM's services once again- this time for a beta fish costume. The idea was my coworker's when, through a series of unusual events, our office wound up fostering two temporarily abandoned beta fish for a short time and she noticed that 89's tail had the natural movement of a fish fin.

 

I was all about this costume and I immediately taped photos of inspiring beta fish to my office wall so I'd see them every time I looked up. Betas are unique creatures- both unto themselves and also in their relationships with humans. I rarely go into pet stores because the confined animals of all kinds make my heart ache, but betas are some of the worst cases: dishonored in their tiny, solitary bowls and being marketed as little more than decoration. In the midst of the costume execution, this article came out about depressed fish, and the friends not food aspect was not lost on me either. It seemed like a win-win.

VM was dubious from the start, even though we found the perfect fabric to begin construction.



"We'd" gotten off to a late start, so many design decisions had to be made via text. For instance, how many layers of netting best resemble fish scales? Answer: 1.
 
 
Then, VM had a tough time fitting the unforgiving fabric to 89's long, slender (ironically fish-shaped) bod, let alone doing so with 100-ply of delicate fabric in order to obtain the optimal shimmer.


But, per usual, 89 was a trooper throughout.


The construction of the fins brought it's own set of issues because 89's enormous ears blocked the neckline during fittings. This was my solution.


In the end, while VM put her best work into the endeavor, I couldn't help feeling like it wasn't reading BETAFISH. I was definitely to blame for what I saw as the non-ideal finished inference. It was beautifully made and VM had executed exactly what I'd requested; I'd just somehow missed an element along the way and I couldn't figure out the solution that would bridge the gap between my vision and the finished product. My biggest complaint was that it unintentionally had some 80s prom dress vibes, which perhaps says more about 80s fashion than it does about 89 pulling off a betafish costume.

In any event, we all- me, 89, OD, and VM, decided to head to the parade together. We stopped off at The Bean for breakfast... 


...before heading off to the event.


To my surprise, the parade had been delightfully relocated from the dog run to the basketball court. Since it was a sunny and warm day, this not only meant it wouldn't be dusty, but it also wouldn't be stinky (sorry, pooches; it's a fact of life). There was also a ton more room for pooches, humans, and spectators who I heard, much to my innate disappointment, referring to 89 as a princess and, more insultingly, Rainbow Brite. OD claimed to have heard a couple of "fish!" proclamations and friends graciously insisted that they saw a fish right away, but overall it wasn't a slam dunk in my opinion. I'd hoped the fish would be easier than explaining Adele Bloch Bauer, but it just seemed to bring its own set of issues. WAH!


I'd brought 89's stroller with us because I figured she'd get tired and I knew my weak arms couldn't hold her for hours. In my disappointment over what I perceived to be a non-perfect costume, I did a less than ideal job "decorating" the stroller- using only what I considered to be a water-colored sheet.

 

Total fail on my part and I own it. Perhaps if I'd taken the time (there wasn't any) to have transformed the stroller into an underwater-theme, what would have been helpful. But, I hadn't and it wasn't. In my defense, I was also worried that such a theme would dilute her costume, but surely there was an ideal, middle ground solution. Thankfully, 89 immediately showed herself to be having a great time, so that made me slightly less grumpy.


These front fins were particularly fabulous.


In case you're wondering, the dogs are all really well-behaved at this event- even 89!
Some of our faves:


You can see some of the dogs she visited with here.


This was the most organized Tompkins Square Park Halloween Dog Parade we've attended. We had a great time and saw some great costumes- full of heart and happiness and the love between humans and pets. Naturally, we didn't win. In fact, as we exited the stage we were once again guided past the large, expensive floats and were told that they would be "sticking around" because they were under "consideration." Sigh. There were so many funny, punny, original, and heartfelt costumes that weren't "considered," but I think that's okay since we had appreciated them and so did countless others.

 

The fact of the matter is that we don't do it to win; we do it to have fun. So, mission accomplished!

 

Who knows? Maybe next year we'll consider a huge float if we find an idea that we fall in love with. But, there's a lot to consider. I learn lessons every year about what 89 likes, what she'll put up with, and what is just not feasible over the course of the event. 


In the end, we accomplished together a great more than I could have alone (I can't sew and I am always amazed the tricks VM has up her sleeve). But, most importantly, just look at how resplendent 89's tail looked! Mission accomplished indeed.

 

PS: I shamelessly plugged 89 at the event.

 

The fun didn't end there. Thankfully, once we escaped the throngs of people attending the parade (it goes on for hours; we didn't stay for the whole event), we were mere blocks from Confectionery! . So, we all essentially trick-or-treated; cookies and shortbread for the humans, Sweet Maresa's cookies for 89. Here she is showing off those fins again.


Some street art showcasing 89's daily nemeses.


And then we scored outdoor seating at Double Zero for lunch.


This turned out to be a lucky break, because soon after the outdoor dining area was full- of pooches!



89 was super pooped.

 

But she did manage to perk up when the food started arriving.


Vegans...always with the salad...


One final rendezvous with a spider before departing.


THEN we went to MooShoes! Well, 89 went to MooShoes while I went to Orchard Grocer.


 First I shared my pumpkin/vanilla soft serve with this dog.


THEN I shared it with this dog.

 

And then we headed home. 89 slept the whole ride.


She woke up when we got home so she could eat all of her trick-or-treats from Confectionery and MooShoes.


The next day we went to the Red Bank Farmer's Market for some Cinnamon Snail!


This is 89's "feed me" face.


This is our obligatory don't-be-ridiculous-it's-an-outdoor-farmer's-market photo.


 As such, we finally completed our pumpkin/gourd collection at home.


 

So, now we're just waiting for tomorrow, actual Halloween, to complete the festive season. Hope you get a lot of trick-or-treaters!

PS I heard that some towns do Halloween on the Friday before Halloween. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL? Do we have to over-schedule everything? Halloween is Halloween, which means it's October 31, regardless of what day that is. That is some BS, that's what it is.

Saturday, October 31, 2015

The Fun & Frustrating Tompkins Square Park Halloween Dog Parade

Last year was our first participating in the Tompkins Square Park Halloween Dog Parade and it was an experience like no other. I took away some tips that I thought would make for an easier and, perhaps, more winning event for us this year.


Always a fan of Gustav Klimt, I couldn't wait to see the movie Woman in Gold about his portrait of Adele Bloch-Bauer. The movie was fascinating and I immediately planned a visit to the Neue Galerie, where the painting is on permanent display. I lost my breath standing in front of the real thing and it's been in the back of my mind ever since.

Then it hit me: 89 could pay homage.

It was a lot of work, but I had a tremendous amount of fun making the costume. It wasn't until my dad warned me not to feel bad if no one knew who she was that I began to worry.

 

Wig, jewels, dress, cape, and background fabric: there were so many elements because A) I had a lot to live up to, and B) I'd learned from last year that dogs in "floats" were paid significant more mind by the event than those on 4 paws. I was bound to be prepared thusly, and for 89 to be comfortable in the process.

We scoped out the parade a few hours early in plainclothes and found that for the 25th annual occasion of this event, they weren't making any more provisions for the crowd than we'd noted last year. The same single "entrance" flag stood in the same spot within the park that would become relatively invisible once the throngs of participants and gawkers descended. The stage was still assembled at street level, leaving participants hidden from the audience beyond the first few rows of onlookers.


Still, we were excited. About 45 minutes early we suited up and made our grand entrance, second only to  chihuahuas dressed as the three little pigs and advertising their social media platforms.


 But 89, resplendent in her float, was in it to win it.


Because I can't sew, 89's dress and float were both assembled using velcro. What I hadn't anticipated as a result of our short, visual dress rehearsals was that every time 89 would move- even just to shift her weight, something would come undone. So, we had some significant wardrobe malfunctions early on that tested my patience- particularly when a group of college-age girls were surrounding her yelling "selfie!" as I tried to straighten her ensemble and whisper soothing words in her ears to prevent her from retreating so far back into the stroller that she either couldn't be seen or, worse, tipped backwards.

Once everything was under control we were approached by BuzzFeed for an interview; it was pretty damn exciting. I wish I would have recorded it myself, though, because I've yet to see it posted anywhere. At some point during the Q&A, 89 flung her wig off towards the interviewer, causing myself and the camera crew to snicker inaudibly. 

after the fling

We proceeded through the crowd to get in line early on and wound up in front of these three rescued cuties who were dressed as smores: graham crackers, chocolate, and marshmallows in a campfire. It was totally adorable.


In front of us was the considerably more serious entrant: Silly Paws Circus. I admit that my misophonia made me irritable; their float had circus music playing on a loop and when one woman said to the other, "should I raise the volume?" I almost lost it. On top of that, I was already fearing a deja vu replay of last years' judging that rushed through the regular folk and concentrated only on the expensive spectacles (still calling for categories if you're listening, judges!).


As we waited on line, people called 89 things like "golden princess" and "Egyptian dog" and I seethed. Where is your culture, New York?! One young man asked me directly if she was supposed to be from Egypt and, after I told him about the painting (which would have mesmerized me as a kid), he simply repeated his question. I asked him if he'd been listening and he looked away, yelled, "minion!" and was gone; his attention averted by pop culture.

Thank goodness most of the photographers recognized her; every time I heard "Klimt" mentioned within earshot I beamed.


a majestically armored horse meets the Grinch and Max
 
bank robbing duo

This guy is one of my faves. He was a light up skyline last year and was robbed of a prize.


Our first glimpse of the stage: otherwise seen only by the judges and the policemen standing atop the restroom building- presumably for the express purpose of a better view, as it's not exactly a rowdy crowd.

 

And then it was our turn. Once again, a convoluted fiasco wherein we were directed to cross to the far side of the stage in front of the entrant before us, made all the more clumsy by having to wheel her contraption up and over the stage twice in order to get to the second announcer. He gave us a little more time than we'd been allotted last year- likely because he too hadn't guessed her costume, and then we were on our way past the judges who seemed surprised that I'd handpainted the fabric. I tried to elaborate on the other handmade elements of the costume, but this terd chose that exact moment to turn her back to the judges and completely mis-align her regalia for a final time.


So, then we found a place inside the confines of the event to watch the other entrants pass by as we waited for the first round of winners to be announced.

teddy bear

Yankee fan with enviable shoes

unicorn princess

geek

gypsy & spider

Grinch

also handmade!

There are no paintings of a reclined ABB, but 89 didn't care; she managed to retain her regal pose nonetheless.


At some points during the day it was like a high brow game of Where's Waldo.


One view of the crowds outside the event arena.


Same view, looking in the other direction: people surrounded the dog park as far as you could see.

 

poop emoji, lyft, and uber

pom frites

player piano (the roll actually rolled!)

pope mobile

Here's 89 in a rare moment of interest, trying to make friends with a canine pinata.

 
martini

Marge Simpson

Book of Mormon (note the dog socks)
Out of almost 300 entrants there were 20 costumes who placed. Disappointingly, 89 was not one of them. However, after all the hours spent, getting to leave the event with my patient and generally terrific pooch was gift enough for me.

On our way out we passed a Bernie Sanders table and lent our support.


 And then, back in street (Halloween) clothes, she was a much happier girl.


We went to by Chloe to celebrate her being such a good sport.

using my hands as  a napkin

Dining at the next table was Lucas, who we'd missed at the parade, dressed as Jack Sparrow.


All in all we had a fun day. 89 made The Village Voice! Another photographer, Bryan Kremkau of Ska Punk Photos, posted her on his site. I had an original idea and 89 helped me execute it exquisitely. She's so fabulous!


As for next year, if we participate I'll start by making sure she is the most comfortable; delicacy isn't really our thing. So, let the strategizing begin.